For the last six months the Gang of Five and its supporters have been warning us about, and recommending, the dissolution of the town of Inglis. I find this to be especially validating. I even think this would be a very good idea under certain circumstances.
It especially warms the cockles of my heart to know I have won the War of Words. But, I knew that already when the feckless leader of the opposition got so mad he wanted to punch me. More proof? If you can’t dominate by hook or crook, or by untruths and bigoted foolishness, then get rid of the prize itself and consider no prize as the prize . . . hence, the last word –- in their version of a perfect world.
I wholeheartedly recommend dissolution under the following circumstances. Consider the Gang of Five’s slate of potential candidates. You’ll know them by their endorsements, number of judgements, number of criminal infractions, internet claims of fraud, and/or history of pretending to be something they are not --- such as a veteran. The rumored dark horse for mayor is a doozy. He has the perfect qualifications for Gang of Five membership. If these models are elected to office, and placed in a majority, we won’t have to dissolve. They will destroy the town of Inglis in less than a year. Here’s what’s at stake.
General Fund. Loss of Ad Valorem & miscellaneous use taxes, fees, and revenue sharing, etc.:
$ 702,000 +/-
Water Fund. Loss of Water
Use Revenues: 441,000
Total Annual Revenues Lost $1,143,000
General Fund Liquid Assets. Certificates of Deposit,
Net Reserves & Money Market Balance: $1,092,000
Water Fund Liquid Assets.
CD’s, & Net Reserves,Total CD and Cash Accounts $2,096,000
Money Market & Cash Clearing $1,004,000
Now, who exactly are you going to let manage the liquidation of over $3.2 million dollars in cash? Or maybe they’re just going to give it all to the county. Sure. Leader of the Gang of Five says, “Our Inglis Community will thrive when it is attractive to build in a community without local taxes.” I can see it now. How silly of me. Dozens of $300,000 custom homes in Caison Acres. Talk about improving the neighborhood!
I have a suggestion. Why don’t y’all secede from the state of Florida and name your utopia, Gulliver’s Travels? You could do everything you want with the entry fees from all the Fruit Bats and Nut Bags who haven't already flocked here.
Last, who’s going to take care of the sale of all the town’s other assets? The used car salesman? If he’s not in jail, he could liquidate our $3 + million dollar water plant and earn himself a fine commission. That’s also good, because his suspended job on the town commission is going down the drain quickly. But, he says he’s innocent. Why then does his lawyer keep asking for continuances? I guess so he’ll be more innocent after the judge says enough !
I’m sure he’ll get top dollar for it all. I’m likin’ this dissolution thing. When can we get started? The sooner the better. The International Dumb Ass Committee has already contacted us asking for more details. This all sounds like the organizers have given it a lot of thought - - - - maybe 32 minutes? Remember this is a group of very intelligent operatives. I’ll have more on that intelligence thing right after the New Year.
Oh! This is more than $6 million bucks that will be flushed down the crapper.
Dr. Ben Carson, has the credentials and the professional experience in his field to back them up. He’s a Pediatric Neurosurgeon and the youngest department head ever, at John Hopkins. I wouldn’t attempt to summarize what this guy is all about. I don’t have to. You will be glad that you listened to his live presentation at the link below. It’s an expanded version of his first speech that he gave at the National Prayer Breakfast in February last year. The Emperor was in attendance for that debut and he didn’t like the speech or the objective thought processes of the doctor. You should see his expression.
This is a long speech. So, when you go to YouTube you can copy the URL address and move it to your own computer so that you can enjoy the whole presentation at your convenience. You will be amazed at the stark difference between Dr.Carson’s genuine articulation and Barrack Obama’s teleprompter sound bites.
This man could very well save the national Republican Party from the brink. And he has the appeal, the values, and the genuine intelligence, to win and be the next President. None of the other “horses” in the race compare to Ben Carson. Check him out for yourself. Watch the other videos and see how he deals with the devious Wolf Blitzer and other talking heads.
Dr. Carson you give me renewed hope.
Ben Carson at National Press Luncheon 05/28/2014. Click Here